Evgeni Plushenko, the King of Everything ice-skating.

Team skating mostly bores me to death; it's like watching circus acts while doing math.

Stéphane Lambiel, OK, he's the King of Everything too, but in a different way than Plushenko. I wonder why the audience wasn't allowed to sing for him as this was his birthday.

Team skater.

Mr. Happy!

Robin Szolkowy and Aliona Savchenko doing their Barbie Girl routine.

Team Surprise.

Apparently, being the best flying skaters in the world doesn't mean you won't look like you've forgotten to turn the stove off.

Robin Szolkowy and Aliona Savchenko doing their Pink Panther routine.

Shizuka Arakawa.

Superbonus!

You turn it out, ice-and-dancing-master!