Well, even though Apple aren't the ones fixing my laptop, the gracious people who are currently repairing it - as well as being really professional and nice - also known as LAN Master, Apple should get off their ass and start fixing stuff rather than only voicing that people want MacBooks so much they still can't meet demand.

Meet this: owning a MacBook is splendid, while it works. When it's not, you're a stepchild. And your adoptive family are the Hitlers. And even though that family may give you a lolly at times, it sure is a horrid fucking lolly.

And oh, Apple are recalling 1.8 million batteries. Only strange thing: it doesn't affect MacBooks.

Anyway, a lot of people aren't happy. I would be...if...I could only touch my Mac from afar...unless if it decided to shut down spontaneously, which would lead to my killing of it. What could be worse, somebody making "Saw 3" or Jay-Z breaking his promise of never making a comeback?