This is a try on transcribing Big Hard Excellent Fish's "Imperfect List", a.k.a. the song that Morrissey often prefers to play before he hits the stage.

From Wikipedia, on Pete Wylie:

In 1990 a single called “Imperfect List“ was released under the project name of “Big Hard Excellent Fish“. The spoken-word track is a list of 64 least favourite people and things read by Wylie's then girlfriend and collaborator Josie Jones. The list was written by Wylie and the track was recorded by Robin Guthrie of the Cocteau Twins, although Wylie is not credited on the record. The list ranges from 'Adolf Hitler' to 'lost keys'. In 2004, “Imperfect List“ was used by Morrissey at shows prior to his appearance on stage. The track appears on Morrissey's video of live performance “Who put the M in Manchester?“.

Some words are missing/inaudible to me, but please do comment and I'll fix things asap! The song is available through Spotify. Here I go:

Adolf Hitler. Mike Gatting. Terry and June. Fuckin' bastard Thatcher. Insincere social climber of mixed origin. Overdose. Scouse impersonators. Macho dickhead. Bonnie Langford. Poll tax. Neighbours. Lost keys. Phony friend. The royal family. Stock, Aitken and Waterman. Heartbreaking, lying friend. Smiling Judas. Myra Hindley. Acid rain. Stinking, rich female in furs. Disloyal lover. Wife and child beater. Drunken abuser. Racist bully. The Sun newspaper. AIDS inventor. Leon Brittan. All nonces. Massive, massive oil slick. Loneliness. Cancer. Hard, cold fish. Hunger. Greed. Imperfect list. Gut-wrenching disappointment. Homeless. Evil, gossiping fashion bastard. Radio One. Tasteless A&R wanker. Nurse Ratched. Tory invention of the non-working class. Cold turkey. Mister Jesse Helms. Fractured coccyx. Hillsborough. Weird British judges. Depression. Apartheid. J. Edgar Hoover. John Lennon's murder. Russia. Anyone's murder. Vietnam. The breakdown of the NHS. The bomb. Heysel stadium. Police harassment. The death of the rain forest. The troubles. Rednecks. The clamp. Rape. Imprisonment of innocents. The all-American way. The sending off of Len Shackleton. Red sock in the white washing. Nancy's turn. Tienanmen Square. Ronnie's turn. Sexual harassment. Jimmy Tarbuck. Mile-long check-out queue. Sick baby. Nelson Mandela's imprisonment. Miscarriage. Where were you?

...and here's the song as included in the introduction to Morrissey's live concert video, "Who Put The 'M' In Manchester?":