I know he's been subjected to interrogations and ransackings of his abodes while living in England (not only, but in part due to The Smiths' song "The Queen Is Dead" and his soloist "Margaret On The Guillotine") and even topped John Lydon on those accounts, but now he's been interrogated by both the FBI and the Special Branch. Wonderful. Because Dubya is a terrorist? No-one knows.

More on that, here.

It's like The Kingsmen's "Louie Louie" yet again. For more on how Morrissey rules, go here. For a bit of Johnny Marr on the recording of "The Queen Is Dead", venture hither.

To get to know how my splitting head-ache is increasing by every minute, bash your head into a concrete wall every second, in tact with your heart-beat. Jesper and Tamara, you ruin my good health.