As I walked out of a subway station this morning I was handed something I though were a packet of sparklers. "Cool!" I thought, but I wasn't prepared for a christian candle inside a little box!

Translated:
Light a candle! In memory of near and dear. In prayer and gratitude. For your own contemplation and tranquility.

I wish it were a sparkler.
By the way, today it's 6 years, 8 months and 9 days since I formally resigned from christianity.