So apparently, I'm Steve Miller.

There's a martial arts dude who looks a lot like me. Weird! He's like a dwarfed martial arts master version of me. A Mini-Me who'd Maxi-Kick me if he'd get the chance. However, I might win as I'd probably get the better of him to start with:

me: "Gimme all your money!" he: "Whut?" me: [roundkick , sidekick, slapstick] he: "Arrgh, you win."