As I was fortunate to be among the 10 people who read this article at ReadWriteWeb and wrote Zendesk - a company creating web 2.0-solutions for helpdesks - about it, I've just got word from Zendesk that I won one of their Buddha Machines!
What the hell's a Buddha Machine? It's a pre-programmed little speaker that plays sounds trying to soothe the listener. Here's a little video of it:
No, it doesn't squelch that much in real life! The camera must have picked up all the anti-zen frequencies... It does squelch that much in real life! Check this follow-up post! Anyway, Zendesk has even cobbled together a little widget so that you can listen to its glory right here through the powers of the intarnets: