Thanks to Warren Ellis, I've found ModBlog, a site where piercing, tattoos and other forms of body-altering is documented in pictures. Now, a word of warning again: the links in this post are mostly not work-safe, but I will notify when they are.

The first post I found was this one, making me gasp and say "God, why?" for the first of many times this evening. Reminded me of this one.

The links in this paragraph are work-safe: this unexplainable tattoo made me laugh, and it's very after-Office-2000-and-before-Office-2007. Speaking of which, having the touch to wade past a bunch of awful hearty pictures, this scared the hell out of me. Bryan effing Adams. Or somebody having this done, which is quite insane. While on the way to GTD, this may be a welcome alternative. While waiting for my MacBook to get ready, I am getting a load of this tattoo. How very true, in a destructive sense. I really like cute satanism, it's kind of a way to not grow up (like most religions lean towards), a tad Clockwork Orangeish, or getting a picture of your biggest interest, and this fantastic tattoo of a Sphynx is just wonderful. Speaking of cats, get this cut kitty. And if you have really, really caring people around you, youget convinced to have the type and weight of a medicine you need not to die, just in case you have a seizure. A couple more like that one are found here. And Cute Overload would probably not showcase this tattoo. Speaking of self-mutilation, there's something about this tattoo that makes me smile. How about bad language, especially when people dabble in something swanky like...kanji? More here. Speaking of idiots, we have my #1 favourite idiot right here. And an Eames-chair, coupled with a knuckle-sandwich that should be offered to people who pick awful nick-names (and pay to have them printed over their entire upper body). And what when you've bought a Nintendo DS, what then? Gotta love somebody for having Dead Prez on his back, and somebody else for loving kimchi. And for once, and I do mean once - as I have sifted through more than 55 pages of stuff at said site - has a tattoo turned out better than the photograph meant to guide a tattooist. And I must say I love the foot-tattoos; those people seem to have their stuff together. If I get a tattoo, I swear I will think it through first, unlike some. And simple may be best.

The following are not work-or-anything-safe: an ass-eagle scared the hell out of me, but not nearly as much as this film actually did. Takes all sorts, et.c., like the people who burn their genitals. Or having extra holes in your nose. There are a lot of split tongues (yeah, loads) and girls wearing inter-twined string at the site. Battle Amanda Lepore, or use your lips to gold-dig. The infections aren't forgotten, by the way; neither is the answer to "does crabs eat human flesh?". They probably eat flying tampons (made in Sweden). And if you regret a tattoo, just remove it, simple...or maybe prefer dying. And never remove your eventual Pacman ass-tattoo.