It just seems Morrissey could be spear-heading England for the Eurovision Song Contest. I first saw this covered in The Sun, which means I didn't think more of it, but now that The Guardian cover it...I still don't believe it; nothing would surprise me less though, the man's got aces up his sleeves!

There is one question that I keep on asking: 'why didn't they ask me?' That question keeps going round my head.