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Morrissey: "Animals are nicer than humans. And they're conscious beings." Colbert: "What about animals that eat other animals? Morrissey: "Only when they really have to." Colbert: "What about an animal that's already dead? Like a cow that's been sentenced to death for, eh, murder? Or a pig that commits suicide from listening to too many of your songs?" Morrissey: "You shouldn't laugh at that. [chuckles]"

Also, it's nice to hear his words on the English royal family. Plus this by Colbert:

Morrissey: "Do you have a royal family?" Colbert: "Yes, they're called The Romneys."

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