You guessed it. One of the biggest, truthiest Americans is getting his own ice-cream brand. I must be missing the cone-iness as it's in a freaking box, but what the hell, better that than having a truthcicle. Or a truth-dae. I'll stop.

The packaging contains "Vanilla Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Vanilla Cone Pieces and a Caramel Swirl", designed to lure elephants and asses to the goods, probably poison them, but the thing is: imagine these animals dying together. Only Americans or somebody more into American politics than those rampant in her/his own country ((That will be me.)) will know what the hell I mean by that.

I believe this would be better to ship to Iraq rather than the 363 tons of cash ((Incidentally, appx. 12 billion US Dollars, of which 11 billion seem to have been lost.)) that the Americans dropped in Iraq.