If you're looking for a cool QT video with test animations thrown in, click here.
The Something Awful people post "101 Things to do with a Baby", funny!
If you're looking for an absolutely "pro-parent, anti-cussword site", click here. Talk about living in the stone-age! It's the equivalent of trying to scare people off crime, by threatening them with the death penalty.
By the way, I still cringe when I hear the term "death penalty". Death is not a penalty. Death is a terminal sentence, The End, no au revoir, just adieu! I dunno about life after death though. I'll Deepak Chopra you and come with that solution in a book, err.