A person talks to me at work, requiring assistance.

User: Oh, hi!

He points at a poster of The Smiths that I've got up on an office wall.

U: Your poster? Niklas: Oh, yes! U: Great band! I've had beers with The Smiths. Morrissey, I've had beer with him.

What. The. Hell?

U: I'm from Manchester, actually. Salford.

Imagine that! What a nice encounter. And he was really nice, too.