So, I've called UPS three separate times to change the delivery address of a package. The third time they got it right, or so I thought. Then I checked their site to see where my package had gone.

I'm-a goin' off to Kentuck-eeeeeeeee

Hell in a handbasket! Things are more messed-up than if Sammi were to win a fist-fight against Snooki!

So, I called UPS. A representative answered very politely and said that the package was not in Kentucky, but added that they had to write that the package was in Kentucky to be able to make a note that they did not have the entry code for the door of my apartment complex.

I see. The Mad Hatter's built a case management system!

P.s. Don't miss them tooting their own horn to the right in the above pic: "You asked for it. We delivered.". Actually, I have a few additional suggestions to that second sentence...

Update Koeln, Germany 01/11/2011 3:38 P.M. In Transit